The Sexy Tub Shart Incident - m4w
Date: 2009-06-10, 5:19PM EDT
I know the bubble bath was really sexy, fun and us both so damn horny, but I was just trying to make a few bubbles and some laughs. I am sorry I sharted in the tub, but you didn’t have jump out of the tub and freak the fuck out with your arms, legs and hair flinging sharty water everywhere. Now I have soapy shart water all over the bath room, hallway walls and ceilings of both. It is even in the fucking carpet. Thanks for the freak out and ungodly mess. Please don’t let a weird one time incident come between us baby. You know we need each other despite the flying soapy shit water.
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This is absolutely ridiculous, and also a great study break at 5am during your fourth all-nighter during finals
